Monday, November 5, 2007
joke of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!
guys i found some jokes on the net i tot of sharing it with u guys.....haha...si bei funny giler!!
1)Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!
2)One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"
"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.
"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"
"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."
About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled,
"Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"
"I'm right year Doc," he said.
"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"
"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."
A while later, the doctor came out again and said,
"Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"
"Right here docta," he said.
"Wonderful news! It's-"
"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."
3)Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death.
The family called their preacher to stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate
and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.
The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"
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