Friday, November 30, 2007
THE POWERS THAT BE.
I HAVE LIVING PROOF THAT 1 INTEGIANS HAVE A TELEPATHIC COMMUNE WITH OUR BLOG! WE ARE SO UNITED LAH BEB!(potong from taggie box)
AMINN: dis blog need CPR!!!
29 Nov 07, 10:02anne(:: ask shuhaida to do the cpr. haha .
29 Nov 07, 14:00aida: Y ME?! -.-
29 Nov 07, 14:22ashton:D: haha lolz!
29 Nov 07, 22:26LIQIN: Jiayou 1INTEGIANS ! :D I help do the CPR ! HAHAHAS .
30 Nov 07, 00:21AMINN: oi!!!! y no ppl post n no ppl tag?!?!?!?! wad is tis man!!!(i noe its tagboard)
30 Nov 07, 20:03SHIENKAI: eh... ppl i very sorry ah... nd go malaysia...dat time i say i make the blog alive... lol... in the end...
30 Nov 07, 20:03SHIENKAI: haiz
notice that the tags are very far apart, two hours and more.however, ten minutes after i post,and i tag once,look what happen!
30 Nov 07, 21:33Suhaimi: sk, dont be so what.we got a way of contacting already.peace.we can still post,but it'll go down lah.
30 Nov 07, 21:34
miira(: hahas!!at last sumtink tuhh read at tat blog.
30 Nov 07, 21:35anne(:: hahA . amirah's back .
30 Nov 07, 21:36
miira(: im back??woohoo!!!!!
30 Nov 07, 21:36anne(:: freak on the loose .
30 Nov 07, 21:37
miira(: ass on th loose ppl!!
30 Nov 07, 21:38Suhaimi: bleddy hell.this is super fast reactions man.hasnt been half an hour!
30 Nov 07, 21:38anne(:: =.= shawty ass . haha .
30 Nov 07, 21:39LIQIN: PLEASE SUHAIMI , MY STATUS IS ALWAYS BUSY ! :D
30 Nov 07, 21:39anne(:: haha . yeap .
30 Nov 07, 21:42Suhaimi: wah seh! this is super fast reaction man!
30 Nov 07, 21:43anne(:: super fast ? hmm .
30 Nov 07, 21:47
miira(: muahahahahs
30 Nov 07, 21:48
miira(: suhaimi:chris brown does nt has hair lost!!!!
all the tags come rapidly in the space of an hour.see? we are so united i post one time all go see.
(either we got telepathy or...they tell each other lor.)
cheers. and i cant be bothered to (hell no!) after every post, so, just plainly, cheers.
Labels: -suhaimi, the man of telepathy
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
a stupid thing based on an innocent WTF.
eh wah lan eh. this is a blog for the class right? for us to keep together right? then what in the Fing hell was this?
(lifted from the tagbox)
aida: lols..sanggup seyhs..ahahhas
syasya: we already got new song rite den waiting for wat delete the lyrics of you make me wanna and put the lyrics of this song la!!!
syasya: AIDA NO MALAY!!!
ANNE: relax luhh .
aida: wadde?
aida: that oso want to get mad?WTF?!
ANNE: LOL . power .
syasya: den no need to say WTF rite *****!!!(hugest offence imaginable taken.)
first off,this wont be a flame war involving expletives and battered egos.if i follow my deepest desires,i'd be so in there blowing this Fing idiot out of the water.
but,must tahan.i am not SINISTER lah marianne. -_-
i thought he last day of 1 integ was so full of "i miss you"s and "hope to see you again"s.so how now?
all shuhaida said was WTF.
and she didnt even say it to anybody. she meant it like this,"why you overreact so much?"
but wtf more gerek to use. i also use.
what i buay understand is the rabak reply.
"syasya: den no need to say WTF rite *****!!!"
totally unnecessary.we all assume we know what those five stars are.now,why in the hell, did tasha have to call shuhaida such a thing? over the top right?maybe she angry over the F in WTF. but then she herself use such words.
and so ends the post serious post on earth.
cheers.
(is this the end?)
(hell no!)
for this part of the post, i advise mr ratish to close his eyes and pretend this part of the post dont exist.
lets face it lah,that kind of post,so uptight and serious where got fun one right?now since tasha has seen fit to curse on this blog,so am i. but,this is uncensored.mr ratish,go away!
here we go.
first of all tasha,why the hell you had to overreact so much? what the hell did shuhaida do to you? she wasnt even directing the WTF at you was she? call her that for what?she got do you wrong meh? and dont even bother tagging if you gonna argue over every single cockcrap.i've really had it with this shit when simple tagging can become arguments.
the hell is wrong with you tasha?we suppose to be 1 integ but if you use expletives to describe your so-called closest frens, then, quite plainly, fuck off.
(not so rabak,but panchan lah,the offence didnt warrant anymore expletives than that.)
(not so funny lah the post,but neither was the offence.)
(the end.)
(hell no! my post MUST HAVE funny stuff!)
so here comes the part that aminn will never fail to mention.
the name, SYASYA.
aminn will never fail to mention that:
1.syasya is the name of a DM monster.
2.tasha chose this name to sound sexier.(aminn said this,i tolak one.)
also,syasya sounds like monosyllabyllic RETARDEDNESS.(i said that one!)
now i must stop.
(i've never been angrier.am i serious?)
(hell no!)
cheers.
Labels: -suhaimi
Everything under the sun, with you.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Words,Hands,Hearts - YellowcardThe whole world was sleeping
And I was there
You could just sense this feeling in the air
Like no one's words were good enough to define what we feared
And no one's words were strong enough to fix what happened here
Lead on to save me
Lead us all there
Find me some answers
One nation beware
Can't tell the difference between myth and man
Or what's necessary or where I should stand
The whole world is different now men have died
They can just sense this feeling in our eyes
Like no one's hands are big enough
To hold onto this fear
And no one's hands are strong enough to fix what happened here
Lead on to save me
Lead us all there
Find me some answers
One nation beware
Can't tell the difference between myth and man
Or what's necessary or where I should stand
So do we do now
Raise our voices loud
Were searching for something that cannot be found
Here open mouths
I see open hands
Blinded and silent I can't understand
The whole word is watching with one blank stare
I can just sense this feeling of ill-repair
Like no ones heart is full enough
To keep away this fear
And no ones heart is strong enough to fix what happened here
Lead on to save me
Lead us all there
Find me some answers
Its time that you shared
Cant tell the difference between myth and man
Or what's necessary or where I should stand
So do we tell now
Raise our voices loud
We're searching for something that cannot be found
I hear open mouths
And I see open hands
Like the blinded and silent I can't understand.
END
Hope you like the songs ^^
Labels: Dj Kaiz
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Monday, November 19, 2007
HEY PEOPLE who can post, PLZ CONTINUE POSTING CRAPS OR WADEVA SAI... jus kip posting can liao... anw... this song has been put up for almost 2 weeks le.. can change? coz everytime i open internet explorer... the first song i hear is " you make me wanna love , you make me wanna love... blah blah"
very boring de leh.. change song can?
tell me or recommend some songs dat can be put up, plz give ur comment/opinion on the tag board.. thank you for your cooperation...^^
Labels: Dj Kaiz
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Saturday, November 17, 2007
AHAHAHA.
hey people... here i am with a post! thought i would post before i went to IT camp.
so while i looking for cock to post, i had a useful conversation with shuhaida.halfway through the talking, i noticed this:
now people, you know me and my insane brain,always noticing 5h!t to post.so i zoomed in on:
and my brain matched it to:
i know what it says, but doesnt it look alike?
okay people, hope you enjoyed that.now ima going away for IT camp. cheers!
(is this my last post before camp?)
(hell no.)
Labels: -suhaimi
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idiocy at its best.
as we all know, i cannot stop the moment is see an opportunity to sabo someone.today,its AMINN! -clap clap-
from the tagbox :
AMINN : eh anyone watch the show titanic??? u all noe the hero??? the hensem hensem....u all noe his face look like who??? he look like .....me la!!!!! jk jk"
aminn,you cannot be him.because,number one:
he sketches out naked women.
1.you have no artistic ability whatsoever.(yep,i saw your art marks.)
2.i HOPE you are not a pervert.
number two:
he ends up frozen to death.
you are neither handsome(good) nor dead.(a pity)
i leave you with a final comparison:
apa ini?
what is this?
CHEERS!
(shien kai,about the matchmake thing...im workin on it,alright?)
Labels: -suhaimi
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Friday, November 16, 2007
eh wah kau people.want to blog go get your own trademark de la.
"but do we noe the lyrics??hell no....."
go get your own quote,aminn. >:
then shien kai grab my job.. but neh mind,the song also i dunno,so i lepas him.so over this next few days,i will post different versions of ncc songs.but i dunno if it will be that entertaining,cos some people dunno the tune.so how?
cheers.
(should i change the national anthem even thought its illegal?)
(HELL NO BABE!)
Labels: -suhaimi
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you make me wanna lyric
guys.....we've been listening to the music all this while....but do we noe the lyrics??hell no.....so i get this from the net for u all......u make me wanna....
You know you make me wanna.
You know you make me wanna.
To start it off I know you know me
To come to think of it, it was only last week.
That I had a dream about us, oh.
That's why I am here, I'm writing this song.
To tell the truth you know I have been hurting all along,
Someway let me know, you want me girl.
Everytime you see me what do you see?
I feel like I'm a poor man and you're the queen.
Oh baby, you're the only thing that I really need.
Baby that's why:
You make me wanna call you in the middle of the night.
You make me wanna hold you till the morning light.
You make me wanna love, you make me wanna fall.
You make me wanna surrender my soul.
I know this is a feeling that I just can't fight.
You're the first and last thing on my mind.
You make me wanna love, you make me wanna fall.
You make me wanna surrender my soul.
Well I know that these feelings won't end no, no.
They'll just get stronger if I see you again.
Baby I'm tired of being friends.
I wanna know if you feel the same
And could you tell me do you feel my pain?
Don't leave me in doubt.
Everytime you see me what do you see?
I feel like I'm a poor man and you're the queen.
Oh baby, you're the only thing that I really need.
And baby that's why:
You make me wanna call you in the middle of the night.
You make me wanna hold you till the morning light.
You make me wanna love, you make me wanna fall.
You make me wanna surrender my soul.
I know this is a feeling that I just can't fight.
You're the first and last thing on my mind.
You make me wanna love, you make me wanna fall.
You make me wanna surrender my soul.
I'll take you home real quick
And sit you down on the couch
Pour some Dom Perignon and hit the lights out.
Baby we can make sweet love.
Then we'll take it nice and slow.
I'm gonna touch you like you've never know before
We're gonna make love all night.
You make me wanna call you in the middle of the night
.You make me wanna hold you till the morning light.
You make me wanna love, you make me wanna fall.
You make me wanna surrender my soul.
I know this is a feeling that I just can't fight.
You're the first and last thing on my mind.
You make me wanna love, you make me wanna fall.
You make me wanna surrender my soul.
like it???
now amirah can sing as loud as she can....
lol lol.....
Labels: aminn
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Thursday, November 15, 2007
dun say i nv post lah... i found this song frm my NPCC file... i tink should fit.
IN THE MORNING(modified)
In the morning, in the morning,
In the morning, have P.E
doing pumping, run like maddie
In the morning, have P.E
In the afternoon, in the afternoon,
in the afternoon, after class
pack our bags, going home liao
Teacher make me stay back until siao.
In the evening, in the evening
In the evening, before dinner
go for jogging, do some excercise
suddenly kena cramps
In the night time, in the night time
In the night time , go to sleep
dreamt of next day, having HELL PE
HELL MATHS, buay tahan
In the morning ( original)
In the morning, in the morning,
In the morning, 5 BX
(P.T)
Run like donkey, jump like monkey
In the morning, 5BX
In the afternoon, in the afternoon
In the afternoon, after lunch
mess tin oily, rifle rusty
Corporal scold me upside down
In the evening, in the evening,
In the evening, extra drills
Kiri pusing, kanan pusing
blakang pusing, semula
In the night time , in the night time,
In the night time, cooling time.
Think of mother, think of father
Think of girlfriend, buay tahan
hahass looks like i'm stealing suhaimi's job man! hahas jus trying my best to TRANSFORM, like transformer u noe.. hahahas
hope u like it!
Labels: Kaiz
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
"dirty" song
actually i wan post the dirty song but.....
later confem u all sing in school.....
n NCC HQ have actually ban the song
so......here's another song!!!!
The marry song
If i was a policeman son.....
if i were to marry.....
i would marry a policeman daughter....
more than any-body!!!
bcoz she can SHOOT
i can SHOOT
we can shoot together....
In the middle of the nite.....
shooting one another!!!!
If i was farmer son....
if i were to marry....
i would marry a farmer daughter.....
more than any-body!!!
bcoz she can DIG
i can DIG
we can dig together.....
In the middle of the nite.....
digging one another!!!!
actually still got alot la.....
but lazy to post ah
maybe next time.....
ask suhaimi to post the dirty song!!!
lol
Labels: amin
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lets get crackin.
now, i shall do what i do best,and i guarantee at least one person will be angry by the end of this post.i try my best.
pic1:
wai ling,being the businesswoman that she is,must handle calls.she doesnt seem appreciative of the cock i talk,so i shall leave this pic alone.peace.
pic2:
wah,this guy now...he is the ultimate,amazingly super-distilled essence of what we call
slenger.not that i'm amazingly atas myself,but yeah,mr ratish has some sort of soppy smile on his face.must be thinking of fergie.
pic3:
there's me,looking si beh out of place in long sleeve,but i like it that way.
amelia,doing a chinese dance thing with a paper plate and giving it all she's got.dont ask me bout the hantu behind me,i cant see em clearly,but it looks like samuel with makeup.
pic4:
shien kai,going siao with bbq preperations.
aminn,who was battling with the fire for at least ten minutes.
me,barbequing bubble tea.dont ask.
pic5:
yes people...i did it quietly,in secret.i am officially married to a tree on top of a hill.
we're thinking of adopting.(must sabo myself to be fair.)
pic6:
aminn,who has finally gotten the fire going and is already smiling at the thought of
makan!
the first firestarter in hand,the first of many.
pic7:
shuhaida,amalina and amirah!or as i like to call them,
POWERPUFF GIRLS!bubbles wears blue,so does shuhaida.
blossom all time look semi-serious,so does amalina.
buttercup always ready to rembat someone,so does...
you know.
pic8:
yun xian liqin and amelia,who were both caught in the act of robbery.criminals in integrity!omg.
pic9:
li qin and amirah tengah relak.(slacking)
amelia is here,doing dunnowhat.
is she digging her nose?
is she scratching her ear?
is she picking her teeth?
is she biting her nail?
or is she sticking up her middle finger at the photographer?
pic10:
this one pulak is either:
1.emo-ing.
2.posing.
3.enjoying air.
or she could be slacking and has no freaking idea of this pic being taken.which is it?
i will post what i think about the other pictures at another time,so this blog will not die.
check back for the next post on the bbq pics.
cheers.
(this is a secret message for the ncc guys!)
-god**** son of a *****, my ***** just dropped out-
-ncc kia power!-Labels: -suhaimi
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
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Monday, November 12, 2007
hey people sorry ah! the pic for the BBQ wan nt ready yet. my com got abit sot sot liao.
so hope by this week can upload the pics. Mr ratish has'nt send me the other pics n vids yet. so we'll have to wait.. all INTEGIANs have patience wan rite.. so can wait or nt!!
hope there's more BBQ or gathering activities lah...
and dun call me to be organizer liao... i sibei jia lat liao , super scary!Labels: Kaiz
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Friday, November 9, 2007
i tink this song is nice so i put in here :P
Labels: Dj Kaiz
Everything under the sun, with you.
yeah ok.to day i came home and couldnt be arsed to draw lah.so here some thing to keep you occupied.
Cyanide & Happiness @
Explosm.netcan like some other people post?this blog become like my blog already sial.im posting more and more.
cheers.
(i like...bbq tmr! gerek lah!)
(hell yeah.)
Labels: -suhaimi
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hey people...posting from the evg com lab....kena comission to do some thing about singapore de history....
sian....
saw mr ratish...wear slipper,shorts.
(ah pek)
sian....
looking for something to draw...thought i could go see what to draw when i go shopping with aminn they all.skalik i kena sit here all the way sia.must work work work.cockcrap lah.
sian....
eh,skalik orang grill babi dulu amacam?pastu skang dorang plak grill.terus ayam tu dah jadi haram.
dah tak shiok plak aku.lol.for fun one lah people.dont scold.
ltr i go home i find something to draw lah kay?
cheers.
(mr ratish,you look like si beh ahpek seh just now.)
(am i joking?)
(hell no.)
:]
Labels: -suhaimi
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Thursday, November 8, 2007
hey ppl those hu haven pay ah... by sat mus pay ... (dat money will be back up for the drinks & ice if nt enough ). we will call some ppl we noe n go their hse take tml.. so be prepared.
n SUHAIMI... dun siao can... i nt so tall lah...
Labels: Kaiz
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GOOOD DRAWING SUHAIMI >:DYOU MAKE ME WANNA GRIL YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.Okay. There're only very little people payning today :/
We only have 30 plus only.
Not enough for buying for godness sake. :/
HOW?
And, you can bring cards to the bbq.
If you wanna. (:
Tomorrow, Me, June, Evon and Bianca are going to buy food and drinks.
And, Liqin, Zixiu and Shienkai buy the other stuffs. }correct?
Aiyah, whatever. xP
I'm super tired now. tata.
Labels: ZIXIN.
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hey people...today i was sent to go pay $4 for aminn,at the meeting,yeah?aminn was too lazy so i was glad to tolong lah,at home very boring....
so after the meeting,i realise i have a way of scanning people from afar.so i booted up the drawing engine i have in my head,and thus...
A MINUTE IN THE HEAD OF SUHAIMI!(yeah,i wore a cap.big deal. :] )
and thats what goes on in my head 24/7.always seeing,noticing.thats how i came up with the "things you can notice but never did" series of posts.
hope you enjoy the pic,and the post in general.nothing to say liao.oh yeah,sorry bout the pokok layu comments arh amirah.(and your hair quite nice when never kena tie!)
cheers.
(lets grill samuel!)
(am i joking?)
(hell no.)
Labels: -suhaimi
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Wednesday, November 7, 2007
{POST KENA EDIT BY SUHAIMI,COS HE DAMN BO LIAO}
SHIENKAI! you got tell me you, liqin and aminn going buy meh.
nevermind lahs, it's settled. (:
Remember okay. Tomorrow bring the $4 and wait outside the EVG gate.
The main gate, with the security guard there.
Yeah, we've change the meeting place.
Because you all wouldn't wanna wear your uniform
[wear nothing also can. i dont mind.-suhaimi.]
just for a few hours right.
So, yeahh.
As for the malays, don't worry.
We'll buy halah
[halal lah! halal! H-A-L-A-L.how not to worry like this?spell also wrong. :) -suhaimi.]
food. We won't torture you. :DDD
Okay, last reminder.
BRING THE MONEY TOMORROW AND MEET AT EVG GATE.
IF NOT PAY DOUBLE
[pay double my ass! this one scam!but acherly,i pay already,so charge triple!-suhaimi.]
AT THE BBQ . >:D
tata
Labels: ZIXIN. [and a bit of -suhaimi.]
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bianca! skalik i mampus then how?
hey people...what i said the other day...about arseing myself one last time to make a pic for the blog?i guess i cannot tahan lah.i will always want to draw.so ytd i was looking for fodder to draw,then i saw aminn's tag bout a hojjiber trip to the swimming pool.
once upon a time,the sec1 ncc kena drag for swimming course.we no problem.skalik,one day BIANCA CAME TO THE SAME BLOODY POOL AS US.
now,our united hatred for high screechy voices has not lessened,so we lost no time in splashing her to (almost) death.sadly,i cannot participate.due to...
(yeah,yeah,i know the picture quality is a bit bad.stop bitching about it already.)
when aminn gave me this warning,i was so shocked i inhale several gallons of water.
natural,almost die.
moral of this story:if you have a high screechy voice,and you enjoy screaming,please do it privately in your home jamban.when you scream in public,it pisses the hell out of people,and your name inspires such disgust,that some people can die.
alternatively,you can shut the hell up.
cheers.
(am i even making an effort to disguise this message,when i am so obviously just attacking bianca?)
(hell no.)
Labels: -suhaimi
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n hu wan play competition bball wif me on the bbq day! plz tell me... i wan organize matches... jus like tournament..
Labels: Kaiz
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ZIXIN... then shoppin i tot i n aminn oso gt go....=.= liqin oso gt go ok!... but we go diff place buy diff. stuff. n btw ppl plz.... inform ppl hu dun noe...UNDERSTOOD CADET? eheh... say rong... this is class... UNDERSTOOD INTEGIANS?
Labels: Kaiz
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For BBQ wan bring deck??
Labels: Kitz
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Hello. :D
Remember to pay the $4 at evergreen sec bus stop gate okay.
We'll be there at 12. To collet your money.
Must pay okay.
Because me,june,bianca,evon and jillynn going to buy the bbq stuff the next day.
Although you can pay us at the bbq
But you're gonna pay double okay.For not paying
puntually. muahaha:D
Okay. We'll be playing games like Volleyball,Netball,Soccer and Basketball.
yeah, all ball game.
If you are those gentle type like Samuel.
You can be the cook instead. >:D
Samuel's coming okay! hahah.
Suhaimi! , prepare your weapons. hahah :D
I'll be bringing Volleyball.
Shienkai'll be bringing Basketball.
Who wanana bring Netball and Soccer ball ?
Confirm with me okay. (:
See you guys tomorrow with the money. :D
Everything under the sun, with you.
bbq a 2 pm this saturday...
pls bring ur money tml at 12 to school..
its $4
Everything under the sun, with you.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
BBQ updates
Ok this is the update for the BBQ.
List of people goin-Shienkai
-Zixin
-Liqin
-Suhaimi
-Houtian
-Cristie
-David
-Aminn
-Amirah
-Evon
-Bianca
-Minghwei
-Kitseng
-Zixiu
-Marianne
-Areef
-Samuel
-Ridzuan
-Justin
-Amalina
-Suhaida
-Mr Ratish
Shopping List-Satay
-Chicken Wings
-Hotdogs
-Otah
-Marshmellows
-Ice
-Pepsi
-Coke
-Ice Lemon Tea
-Green tea
-100 Plus
-Charcoal
-Fire starter
-Flour(if enough $$)
-BBQ net
-Magarine
-Satay sticks( for putting the chicken wings, hotdogs ,Etc.)
-Plastic Cups
-Paper Plates
-Fork
-Spoons
-Aluminium Foil (not necessary)
i tink dats all for the updates larh
so if u wan to pay me de $4 plz contact me.
and encourage Integians around to join de PARTY~
if u dun noe where's the venue of the BBQ , its at the FUSHAN garden A.K.A dinosaur park
beside our sch, if still don't know. plz ask ur fellow caring n kind integians plz~
HOPE u all can enjoy a wonderful BBQ!
Labels: Kaiz
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eh everyone.. i just change a new blog song... nice?
plz comment oso... the BBQ updates will be posted tml...
Labels: Kaiz
Everything under the sun, with you.
Monday, November 5, 2007
joke of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!
guys i found some jokes on the net i tot of sharing it with u guys.....haha...si bei funny giler!!
1)Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!
2)One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"
"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.
"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"
"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."
About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled,
"Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"
"I'm right year Doc," he said.
"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"
"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."
A while later, the doctor came out again and said,
"Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"
"Right here docta," he said.
"Wonderful news! It's-"
"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."
3)Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death.
The family called their preacher to stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate
and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.
The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"
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more stuff!
Cyanide & Happiness @
Explosm.netmore new stuff to read.
ima make sure sk post all the stuff about bbq.
so...
umm.
this blog is crunk, fo' shizzle!
random stuff.
cheers.
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aku si beh bo liao,sebelum aku shake kaki, lebih super on aku post!
hey people.i'm feeling damn bo liao.and i was thinking about my lessons(good little me.) so i thought to pose two questions to our cher,and see if he can disprove it.teachers always ask us,we ask them back?
MR RATISH!
if i were to make the following statement:
1.cheese is food.
2.food is delicious.
3.therefore,cheese is delicious.
explain the various meanings inherent in the word,"food" and in turn,how it disproves the statement.
(if you dont understand,never mind.i purposely make it damn susah to understand.in fact,this is probably as unrelated to english as i could make it.lets see if mr ratish can answer questions related to pure logic.)
next,we test mr ratish maths skills.(this question is super on.)
how do we disprove this statement?
4*3=3+3+3+3
x=1+1+...+1(x terms)
x²=x+x+...+x(x terms)
2x=1+1+...+1(x terms)
2x=x
2=1
now,we know this aint true,but can mr ratish answer this questions?or has his logic and maths gone karat?we shall see.
cheers.
(samuel can come to the bbq,but skalik i bbq his face accidentally on purpose then how?)
(am i serious?)
(hell no.)
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hello people..i just decided to post,but i have no idea what to post.i'll try to bully shien kai into posting the list of people going for the bbq,what time it is,where it is at,what to bring,etc.so its all finalise ok?peace.
next,i'm sure you all know i draw cartoons in my free time:
ridzuan and his gonorrhea!
"a symptom of gonorrhea is a burning penis"
the library deathtrap:
yep,i'm such a clumsy guy i can get my hand stuck in a library slot.
the sweetness of revenge:
that was damn shiok i tell you.frustration released in a solid whack.none of that in 2asp. :(
thats my best as a cartoonist.now, i also splice pics together.
for example, mr and mrs ratish:
i really put my life into this blog.how many other people you know actually draw pics for their blog?
so yeah, i'm gonna miss you all.
but since my last post was damn serious,and therefore damn boring,i am gonna arse myself one last time,and do something with the class photo for all to enjoy!ok,now i really nothing to post.
oh yeah,must ask for forgiveness!
sorry to aminn for throwing a paper ball at him some time before the june holidays.
(somehow,this made us enemies for a few days.i've no idea how.)
sorry to qusyairi when i prodded his balls with a chair leg.
(yeah,i lead a very colourful life.)
sorry to shien kai when i stole his (basket)ball.
several times.
everyday.
(although i still think you're very bloody emo)
sorry to ridzuan for all those "act emo" comments,and stealing your tie.
several times.
everyday.
sorry to ms joanna lee when i didnt put salt in my cooking,and made you handle spicy unpleasantness.
sorry to mrs ong when i interrupted your lesson with samuel's execution.
sorry to areef when i kept taking your duel masters deck.
several times.
everyday.
sorry to hann shen for when you were late,and i said that the causeway collapse.
sorry to linkin park,and my chemical romance,cause i screwed up your songs.
sorry to cristie(oh shit im not sure how to spell it) for when i pissed you off.
several times.
everyday.
sorry to marianne,for the events leading up to and responsible for,what happened on teachers day.
sorry to tasha,for all those "hamtaro" comments.
sorry to miss lynn see,for when i didnt hand up my english file for the whole year.
sorry to everyone else who i may have forgotten to mention,for the numerous sins which i no doubt committed.
okay everyone,i'll post again when i can think of something to post.will miss you all when im in 2asp.
cheers.
(am i sorry about samuel at all?)
(hell no.)
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VERY DIFFICULT POST!
POSTING!
HAPPY? ^^
YAY!!!!
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Saturday, November 3, 2007
tukar tukar sikit!
end of year song already posted,so here's some end of year lyrics.kena change for you all.
Artist - My Chemical Romance
Album - The Black Parade
Lyrics - Welcome To The Black Parade
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said,
"Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the broken,
The beaten and the damned?"
He said
"Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non believers, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join the black parade."
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said, "Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the broken,
The beaten and the damned?"
Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go.
Through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.
When you're gone we want you all to know
We'll Carry on,
We'll Carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
Carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I cant contain it
The anthem wont explain it.
And we will send you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
So paint it black and take it back
Lets shout it loud and clear
Do you fight it to the end
We hear the call to
To carry on
We'll carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated You're weary widow marches on
And on we carry through the fears
Ooh oh ohhhh
Disappointed faces of your peers Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at me cause I could not care at all Do or die
You'll never make me
Cause the world, will never take my heart
You can try, you'll never break me
Want it all,
I'm gonna play this part
Wont explain or say i'm sorry
I'm not ashamed,
I'm gonna show my scar
You're the chair, for all the broken Listen here, because it's only..
I'm just a man,
I'm not a hero
Just a boy, who's meant to sing this song
Just a man,
I'm not a hero
I -- don't -- care
Carry on
We'll carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated You're weary widow marches on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry
We'll carry on
*****
---------
*****
Artist - My Chemistry Fail
Album - The Passing Out Parade
Lyrics - Welcome To The Black Parade
When I was a young boy,
My teachers taught me subjects with ease
I saw it all first hand.
They said,
"And when you grow up, will you be a member of the smartened,
The intelligent and maintained?"
They said
"Will you defeat them, the strangers, and all the other Expressers, the goals that they have made?"
Because one day I leave you,
You graduate somewhere deep in mid-April,
To join the rest of Earth."
When I was a young boy,
My teachers taught me subjects with ease
I saw it all first hand.
They said,
"And when you grow up, will you be a member of the smartened,
The intelligent and maintained?"
Sometimes I get the feeling they're watching over me.
And other times I feel like I no hope.
But through it all, I'm one of all, a person in the streets.
And when we're gone we want you all to know
we'll carry on,
we'll carry on
Though your all long gone believe me your memory will carry on
Carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I can't contain it
This anthem won't explain it.
And we will send you reeling with all our fulfilled dreams
It is now fulfilled thanks to you all
So we came back and praised you back
We'll praise you loud and clear
We'll remember you til the end
We hear the call to
To carry on
We'll carry on
Though your all long gone believe me your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you are slackened and retired you're loyal ex-class marches on
And our O-level exam fears
Ooh oh ohhhh
Disappointed faces of your peers Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at me cause I pass my O's all Do or die
You'll never make me
Exam stress, will never take me
It can try, it'll never break me
Want it all,
I'm gonna pass this part
Won't explain or say i'm sorry
I used to fail,
I'm gonna show my marks
You're the best, for all the students Listen here, because it's only..
I'm just a boy,
I'm not a hero
Just a boy, who's meant to write this song
Just a man,
I'm not a hero
I -- don't -- care
Carry on
We'll carry on
Though your all long gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you slacken and retired you're loyal ex-class marches on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry
We'll carry on
---i notice that this lyrics are much more serious than the ones i did for the "in the end" song.so treat this as a little anthem for you all to chiong until o levels,okay?this anthem also i dedicate to all the very super on teachers who had to put up with massive shit from us.thanks a lot lah chers!
(acherly, i also cant stand it that i didnt post anything funny for this post.so soon i will ask sk to post a much more cheerful song,then i'm gonna make the lyrics FUNNY,not like this si beh serious one.)
*-liverpool lou...(umm..)
**-star wars si beh stu..(lets leave this for the bbq.)
cheers
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Friday, November 2, 2007
hey ppl LIQIN told me to post all the ppl goin to which class...but AHEM*
i got STM (short term memory) so i forgt alot...
i onli noe one person go achieve for no reason then HMT de ppl go CMT
then top ppl go aspire...
so sad suhaimi n liqin gone..
suhaimi: no more jokes in class le & cnt bully sam
liqin : NEXT YR blog mus help me hor ! plzzzz~
then more super crazy ppl frm aspire coming in.... kenneth,marcus,justin yong, yee herng... i tink most of u noe them!
anw notice
ppl frm 1 INTEG '07 still can blog n tag in this blog...
next yearno more arguement liao
no more fights
no more fun
no more fun times
no more teamwork
no more copying of hw...bleah
less toking
less contact
diff. activities
diff. thinking
& this song is special for u guys :)
hahas me sound so emo bleah :x
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pros and cons of going to 2 asp:
hey people..i think i really gonna miss you all man.i will try to post here for a long time to go on,until i die.anyway,i was thinking about if it was good or bad that i kena pak with 2 asp;so i will list em:
pros(the heng part):
1.best class bebeh! must proud,bangga,hao lian(how do you spell this lah?).
2.new people to meet, new kakis to form.
cons(oh,the rabakness!):
1.cannot meet most friends anymore!
2.no more people to appreciate the cock i talk in class!
3.new teachers,who may be amazingly(and boringly) strict.even in 2 integ,its also like this,but i'll have more frens to suffer with.
ho say lioa.seems to be more bad than good.
but then,the people(person?) from 1integ going to 2asp with me will make it all worthwhile.to be in the same class as these people(person?) is making me feel really heng.if me and these people(person?) work hard together,then can be in same class for sec3 also.now thats somthing to look forward to.
will miss you all okay?life with 1integ was damn exhausting,but was bloody gerek.
integ until die!
integ sampai mati!
integ (insert chinese here)!
integ(insert indian/hindi/tamil* here)!
cheers to all,may we meet again one day,everyday,until we all karat.
bye.
*-i dunno if you speak tamil,indian or hindi.please excuse my woeful ignorance,oh indian people.
**-ridz,steady lah.kacau abit also want to naik angin.joke abit,here and there,so the day not sien is worth it hor?
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T.T I dont want go 2Aspire leh ! I rather stay in 2Integrity with you all ): . Without you all , I'll DIE of boredom . & I bet I will next year ! Congrats for people who get to stay in 2Integrity . I want to be in the same class as Amelia ! !#$#!!%$#*^%$%$# .
Dedications :
To Amelia : Thanks for being there whenever I need you . Thanks for enlightening me ! Its you who told me that study is important & going to good class is both of our goal . Although I'll not be in the same class with you anymore , hope you can come to my house often :P . & Thanks for singing & accompanying me T.T ): .
To David : Thanks for bullying me everytime :D I'd fun when you're bullying me . You always cheers me up when Im feeling sad . Thankyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !
To ShienKai : Thank you bro ! You always sent me bubble teas :D I wont forget this for life . The encouragements you've gave me will be remembered ! You're the best bro I've ever had .
To Aminn : Thanks for your jokes . Thanks for joking with me & cheering me up ! Thanks for your crap :D
To other people : Thanks for being by my side :D I LOVE YOU ALL !
LOL . Like I want to die already -.-
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MISSIN U ALL
Haii,next year different class le liqin and hann shen good lor go aspire [PS MII T.T]
and guess what i got into .... commitment SIAN LAA == wanted to be with u guys but on the bright side at least i dun hav to be with samuel for another year =X wonder who the form teacher for 2 commitment is... BTW if all of u r wonderin why some of us got into (so called ) bad classes is becos of HMT... HMT students will go into these 3 class : 2 Aspire,Respect and Commitment <-[SIANN] then the rest for like jia qing will extremely good results will go to aspire of cos (DAMM)== then for the rest of u is either random or stay in same class. NEXT,congrats jia qing,hann shen,liqin and li ting on goin to 2 ASPIRE!![claps claps] :] and bianca in goin to achieve!!
LASTLY,of cos will miss u all n MR RATISH (sobs sobs)
1 INTEG RAWK ON XD
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Thursday, November 1, 2007
peace out.
ok, senang senang its like this okay?
bbq kena postpone, we understand some cannot make it so we will find a date thats suits everyone. no rush, cause there's still december.but for now, i understand its now officially next saturday,10/11/07.
that was actually important,did you get that?
10/11/07.
next,those who can come must come,be in the spirit lah.integians all together one last time, before we kena go back to our sec 2 class.
now,about the cost.we kena pak with all this satay lah,dunno what some more.want to provide, but its not gonna grow from the ground what.this $10 is acherly you paying for yourself lah.you never pay,then dont you dare eat.$8 for those poor things who a bit pok kai now.
i know its a bit much, but the food is all expensive whaat.if $10 also you want to kaupehkaubu,then dont take your o level lor.o level cost like $100++ you know.you think you what,go kaupehkaubu to the o level guys they layan you ah? please man.be a bit more humane.
so now,the date we must confirm,and you all must pay up you know.remember,tmr,which is friday,all go meet at noon at the car porch, to pay.can ah?
besides,pay $10 see mr ratish kill me not bad what.if you all pay i promise to make a wedding photo of mr ratish and fergie.ok? must bayar you know!
last reminder,
you bo pian must pay.not say i say what,but no one apply for FA in school last time right?should be all of you can get up $10 what.come on man.semangat a bit.shien kai half siao already lah.give him a break.
steady bo?
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Yep people must understand okay ? We're also paying the $10 & even helping out to buy things , etc . Must understand ! :D .
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PEOPLE! IF U ALL THINK PAYING $10 or $8 IS A DIFFICULT TING TO DO... OR U TINK IS "EXPENSIVE" MIGHT AS WeLL ALL DUN COME... go home.. slp.. BBQ is this EXPENESIVE U NOE! if u all dun willing to sacrifice jus a little... might as well call it off ! ORGANISE SO NICE FOR U, U ALL JUS ND TO PAY .. then complain so much for WAD! u tink easy izzit! if u tink easy then come take over lah!
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InTeGiAnS, sry ah... ermm.. the bbq has been postponed to next sat.
coz ah no time to book.
so i hope by dat time time u can get $10 n give us... tml or next wk personally find us oso can.
and... u can oso pay $8 if u have financial difficulties..ermm... dats all lah .. for nw.
any enquiries plz contact me or ZIXIN.
our no. u all noe ..& plz tell us whether u still goin
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