Two bengs, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, got promoted from privates to corporals. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Ah Beng says, "Eh, Seng ah, there's the NCO Club. Let's go inside." "But we all is private only, mah," protests Ah Seng. "No, we all is coporal now," says Ah Beng, pulling him inside. Once inside the pub, Ah Beng says, "Okay, let's order some beer!" "But we all is private!" says Ah Seng. "Piang eh, you cannot see, meh?" says Ah Beng, pointing to his stripes. "We all is coporal now!" After leaving the NCO club, Ah Beng and Ah Seng go to Geylang. There, Ah Beng whistles at a hooker, but the hooker says, "Sorry, hor. Tonight cannot because I got gonorrhea." Ah Beng pulls Ah Seng to the side and say, "Eh, you go and check the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. It it's okay, give me the okay sign." Ah Seng goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Ah Beng a big thumbs-up. Three weeks later, Ah Beng is in the hospital with a severe case of gonorrhea. "Ni na ***," he scolds Ah Seng. "Why you tell me it's okay?" "Not my fault!" says Ah Seng. "In the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects the privates." Then he points to his stripes: "But we is coporal now, mah!"
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